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| 10 Pregnancy Jokes When you become pregnant you have questions, here are some funny pregnancy jokes to some of those questions. These will have you laughing all the way to the delivery room! 1. I'm two months pregnant now, when will my baby move? With any luck, right after they finish college. 2. Should I have a baby after 35? No, 35 children is enough. 3. What is the most common pregnancy craving? For men to be the last ones who get pregnant. 4. What is the best way to find out my baby's sex? Childbirth. 5. Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? Yes, pregnancy. 6. Does pregnancy cause haemorrhoids? Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for. 7. Do I have to have a baby shower? Not if you change the baby's nappy very quickly. 8. The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why? Because you’re fatter than they are. 9. My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational. So what’s your question? 10. How long is the average woman in labor? Whatever she says, divided by two. |
